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aphnorway:

✌ asshole brigade 

oh man its been SO LONG since i drew one of amys ocs and cal would always be down with hanging out with non-gloomy, non-losers?? both rich and obnoxious and having a pissing contest with the capitals

I AM HERE FOR OBNOXIOUS JERK CITIES ALWAYS I AM HERE FOR AMY’S OCS ALWAYS I wILL DRAW THEM

i think it’s like edmonton is like ‘ahh saskatoon you are like i was 20 years ago let me take you under my wing’ and calgary shows up like ‘nah son me and toon town have plans namely plans hating how much you and regina ruin our lives’ and edmonton’s like screw you guys fine i’ll hang out with regina and he looks over at regina and regina is looking in the mirror and yells “SASKATOON CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY i think i need some liposuction” and edmonton is just like ‘uhhghgh i have to go do a thing by myself and make some incomprehensible art’

edmonton has this weird relationship with yukon where hes all like ‘remember that klondike gold rush those were the days’ and she’s like what and he’s like yeah come visit me for k days can you keep a secret -whispers- the k stands for klondike even though i pretend it doesn’t!- we have corn dogs and gold panning and yukon’s like ‘um??’ and he’s like ‘my garden is full of marigolds they are my civic flower you know why??? mariGOLD because of the GOLD rush eh??? YEAH thats right’ and yukon is like ‘what do you actually remember about the gold rush’ and edmonton puffs up like ‘I remember people coming through here and spending lots of money to get up to you, right? business was booming it was fab it’s why I’m called-’ *waves hands in an arc* ‘GATEWAY TO THE NORTH’ and yukon’s just like ‘i sort of remember that but mostly what i remember is miles and miles of dead horses. just like rotting horse corpses everywhere. and people freezing to death’

'what about that saloon girl outfit you owned do you still have-'

'i don't wanna talk about that' 

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

*curls up in your ask box to take a nap*

*covers you with a blanket and props a pillow under your head* i will whisper and blog really quietly so as not to wake yo- what is this

Also sim ed looks like his mayor

SHRIEKS

I THOUGHT THE PJS CAL WAS WEARING WAS A DON CHERRY SUIT

MAYBE IT IS

cal’s aspiration is fabulously wealthy and his traits are self-assured, materialistic and bro OuO

what awkward losers

amikyten:

lame ass nerds as ponies

what a lameo

his aspiration is party animal and his traits are gloomy, loves art, loves nature

he walks like a zombie

guess whAT I DID

i will post all his outfits in a sec