Seleucia: okay Greece don't worry I'll get Rome out of your face for you
Seleucia: he's obviously bothering you so I'll just flex my muscles a bit and he'll leave
Greece: ...he's not bothering me...?
Seleucia: ...someone told me he was so obviously he is I don't think he's such a big deal but I will do this for you
Greece: whatever do what you want
Seleucia: yeah check these out -flexes arm-
Rome: what are you doing?
Seleucia: oh you know -flex- just reminding you that we're equals and you should consider turning around and going back home -pose-
Carthage: haha yeah do it hahaha
Seleucia: see before you beat him up Macedon sort of promised me I could hang out with Greece more *stretch*
Seleucia: so how about you take that half of the world and I'll take this half *flex*
Rome: hey is that Hannibal behind you
Rome: wait did you just say Macedon that jerk who picked on me with Carthage
Rome: and who also was a jerk to the lovely and talented Greece?
Seleucia: peaceful negotiation by a demonstration of *flex* arms?
Rome: give me Asia Minor and your elephants and go home
Rome: and pay me all your money forever
Seleucia: all the money but
Greece: wow you're so brave and harsh~ -strokes Rome's face
Rome: i've been having nightmares about Hannibal for years i'm scared out of my mind i think i'm going to pee myself